Whatsapp Status 2018

Whatsapp Status 2018

Cool and Best whatsapp Status Ever

1) Girls Love is like rain which doesn’t goes up once it falls on the ground.

2) Too much sadness in life so maybe search for happiness.

3) Call me later because Life is not short as you think

4) Those of you who don’t know “laughing out loud” is equal to LOL !!

5) Make sure you give me your Bank code before u die !!

6) Most men uses the word “Finally” after getting divorce!!

7) Speaking is easier than doing in real.

8) Never think how well you have done therefore Just wait for the results.

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9) The smart phones are better than girlfriend cuz we can switch it off whenever.

10) Don’t call me then if You are a men !

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11) Life is way important than you think therefore you must not left things for tomorrow !!

12) You won’t believe how fast my heart beats when I don’t see you ?

13  Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”

14 I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

15  Time is precious waste it wisely.##

16 IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

17 He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool

18 I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

19 YU CAN’T BURN ME.

20 I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..

21 I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

22 Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

23 Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

24 BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

25 Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

26  The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,

27 In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

28 Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

29 Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

30 After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

31 #People with status don’t need status.. #

32) Nothing stays forever on earth but God does !!

33 If you treat me like a girl then I will treat you like my brother ?

34) Maybe Motivate only when you find a weakness.

35) Whatsapp bro !!

36) Beat other and be the best but never cheat!

37) Pain gives you a real lesson probably when heart breaks!!

38) I had over billion Pounds today then the alarm destroyed my dream ?

39) Bruv type fast because life seems short

40) Even 4G network becomes slower in bad situation !

41) My mind is not dirty but those are my dreams ?

42) That wasn’t me but that was my hand (after slapping my brother)

43) Keep moving and also stay active.

44) That moment when no ones replies you back !!

45) Don’t look for happiness in the same place.

46) If you think you can’t do it then you can never do anything in you life.

47) Good Whatsapp status can make others day !!

48 Cool and Best status ever

49) Don’t forget to skim through your test (maybe a good message for students)!!

50) Sleeping whole day.

51) You have something wrong then you deserve punishment.

52) Bad people always teach you the right lesson in your life.

53) Do what you can and as always try what you can’t do !!

54) We don’t have equal energy but we do have same opportunity.

55) Never forget your history

56) Replace your punch with your slap ?

57 I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

58 I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

59 When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

60 I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

61 We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,

62 The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

63 Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

64 You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

65 Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

66 Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

67 When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

68 I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

69 Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

70 Save water & drink beer…cool..

71 Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…

72 So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..

73 WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

74 In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….

75 I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….

76 People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

77 I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

78 There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.

 79 Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

80 I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …

81 “Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

82 I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.

83 A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything

84 Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

 

 



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